Badgerland Limericks
Badger Encounters in the Wild book |
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Superb
book of Jim Crumley's encounters with badgers in the wild in Scotland. The quality of the writing is superb.
A great read. Click here to buy:
Encounters in the wild
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Badgerland Limericks
There was a young badger from Wales,
Whose sett was invaded by snails.
The shells she all crunched,
On escargot she lunched...
'Til all that remained were their trails. ~
There was a young badger called Lynne,
Who Loved to eat stuff from the Bin,
Scoffing all that lovely old food,
put her in a most contented mood,
'Til she got caught and told off for her sin!
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A grumpy old badger called Pete,
used to scavenge the gardens for meat,
one yucky old habit,
was gorging on rabbit,
but he could never quite eat all the feet!
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Most British badgers with hair,
are black and white and not fair,
but when they all have a fight,
their hair stands up to a great height,
so they resemble a miniature bear!
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